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In a surprize development on Tuesday night, the sexy sisters of rock, Claire and Page were caught on surveleince tape at local Athens Middle School with several dead children. On the tape, the sisters first ritually killed each child, then consumed only their vocal cords. Said Page later, "I did it for the music. These were some of the most talented children I've ever heard, and they tasted good." Some question that it couldn't be them given the sister's preference for killing only plants, but experts say that ritual vocal cord eating is common among Lithunians and Athenians. Said Page, "How can't you kill children. It's so easy. The hard part is stopping." With this newfound view on the lovely sisters, make sure to see the younger rock out with her 'other' band, Hope for agoldenshower, premiering at the Flicker Theater in Athens September 7. The actions of the sisters have been linked to Al Qaeda, Charlton Heston, and the deposed dictator, Saddam Hussein by Bush spokespeople, causing the nation's terror alert to rise from stupid to asinine. Good night, and Goddess Bless. Benett peterson |